Confess Hypocrisy Today - Yours, Other's, Real & Imagined, All parody

And it all lands on me. He made me rich with his blame Bush for everything movie, pulling all the punches he needed to line the "facts" up for maximum emotional distortion, his trademark, but just a little secret here, I am not going to take it forever. My chance will come to set the record straight. Those cottage industry guys including "Shooting Michael Moore," "Manufacturing Dissent"and others were closer to Moo [...]

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD [caption id="attachment_47" align="alignright" width="80" caption="My best work is done without my mattress"][/caption] Well, it's shit .... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the E [...]

It all started downhill when Ronald Reagan was elected. If wimpo Carter had not been defeated, my home boys would have provided a limo for me to ride in to collect my lottery winnings. I recently had to take my man Gibbs off another assignment just to get my paltry one million dollar winnings. What the hell is government for anyway? [...]

Hitchcock put it beautifully when he said, “In a fiction film the director is God." "In a non-fiction film—a documentary—God is the director”. . . . "Oh, that's alright then....I am god" : mattress quotes 2009 [...]

I say "jump Gibbs". Gibbs says "how high." Tell em "Shooting Michael Moore" is a poor quality movie and that we have never seen it. Compare them all whoever they are to the left wing nuts who killed JFK and RFK and John Lennon, only be sure to call them right wing nuts" Press Secretary Gibbs: "aye, aye master". "Sir? I smell a rat." "Dammit, I told you to go outside when you do that!" [...]

Secretly I invest in mattress companies, some are private and some are publicly traded on Wall Street. I tell people I do not invest in such things. Stupid Americans believe me! Some wonder if I am ashamed of such tawdry behavior. NO , I AM NOT. I am a rich capitalistic pig who denies that too. [...]