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Louis and Franky fight about who turns of the t.v. Music: Where’s Your Head At - Basement Jaxx the good the bad and the ugly theme - Hugo Monte negro WATCH THE BLOOPERS ON OUR OTHER CHANNEL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlJHfltEp6g

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Nicole Parker = Hillary Clinton Keegan-Michael Key = Barack Obama Obama: [rapping] Uh huh! Uh huh! Yo my girl Hillary, former first lady, will she be president? Who knows, maybe. Yo Barack Obama! I’m a black democrat, no I ain’t no punk, Hillary’s a hot mama. She’s got her eyes on the prize, and I’m talking ’bout my junk. Hillary, where you at? Hillary: I’m in the front. But what I want is a little bit of mandingo love. Bill had Monica, played him like a harmonica. So can I be blamed if I wanna get some strange? Yes, I am a firm believer of some hardcore jungle fever. He’s my boy, I am his girl, hellz yeah we’re both down with the swirl! We may have differed on Iraq, but no one’s stiffer in the sack. I can’t lie - that’s why I wanna be under Barack Obama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ,ay. The polls have me in the lead, but your polls the only one I need. Obama: Girl you’re making me really hot, I’m gonna put my ballot in your slot. Hillary: Pour your chocolate rain on me and I’ll make you my VP. Obama: Gonna put my lovin’ on ya. Hillary: I wanna be under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, ay, under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay ay! (watch MadTv on Fox on 11/10c)

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Lately Barack Obama has been exposed as a Political Fraud who send Surrogates like Wesley Clark Out To Attack John McCain who turn out to be less than Credible!Barack Obama has stated he is confident he will get Hillary Clintons voters so long as he won the Democratic Primary, nevermind his Terrorist Connections, caucus Cheating, Blatant Sexism, Reverse Racism, or all his Lie and Flip-Flops. YOU ARE NOT ALONE! JUST SAY NO DEAL! LONG LIVE P.U.M.A. (or Puma, People United Means Action, Party Unity My A**) http://www.justsaynodeal.com/ http://www.hillaryclintonforum.net/discussion/showthread.php?t=18972 http://pumaparty.com/ http://blog.pumapac.org/ http://noquarterusa.net/blog/ http://www.rezkowatch.blogspot.com/ Send the D.N.C. a message and commit to vote NO Obama in NOvember, No to Howard Dean, Donna Brazile, Robert Wexler, and the rest in the media who have Selected Barack Obama Not Elected him!! Don’t cry to me. If you loved me, You would be here with me. You want me, Come find me. Make up your mind. Should I let you fall? Lose it all? So maybe you can remember yourself. Can’t keep believing, We’re only deceiving ourselves And I’m sick of the lie, And you’re too late. Don’t cry to me. If you loved me, You would be here with me. You want me, Come find me. Make up your mind. Couldn’t take the blame. Sick with shame. Must be exhausting to lose your own game. Selfishly hated, No wonder you’re jaded. You can’t play the victim this time, And you’re too late. Don’t cry to me. If you loved me, You would be here with me. You want me, Come find me. Make up your mind. You never call me when you’re sober. You only want it cause it’s over, It’s over. How could I have burned paradise? How could I - you were never mine. So don’t cry to me. If you loved me, You would be here with me. Don’t lie to me, Just get your things. I’ve made up your mind.

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Airing Station - Fox Airing Date - November 24, 2007 Episode - #1308 Cast - Nicole Parker - Hillary Clinton Keegan-Michael Key - Barack Obama Obama: Uh huh! Uh huh! Yo my girl Hillary, former first lady, will she be president? Who knows, maybe. Yo Barack Obama! I’m a black democrat, no I ain’t no punk, Hillary’s a hot mama. She’s got her eyes on the prize, and I’m talking ’bout my junk. Hillary, where you at? Hillary: I’m in the front. But what I want is a little bit of mandingo love. Bill had Monica, played him like a harmonica. So can I be blamed if I wanna get some strange? Yes, I am a firm believer of some hardcore jungle fever. He’s my boy, I am his girl, hellz yeah we’re both down with the swirl! We may have differed on Iraq, but no one’s stiffer in the sack. I can’t lie - that’s why I wanna be under Barack Obama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay. The polls have me in the lead, but your polls the only one I need. Obama: Girl you’re making me really hot, I’m gonna put my ballot in your slot. Hillary: Pour your chocolate rain on me and I’ll make you my VP. Obama: Gonna put my lovin’ on ya. Hillary: I wanna be under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, ay, under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay ay!

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Category: Comedy
Click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kky5MIxmpCg Joke 1: Hillary Clinton has vowed to fight Barack Obama through the convention, even though she’s essentially mathematically eliminated from the race. Former president Bill Clinton has commented “see America, this is what I’ve been trying to tell you, this bitch never gives up. Don’t vote for her. Trust me. I’ve been with her for 30 years, you don’t want her for 4″ (This would be really cool if you can do a Bill Clinton impression” Joke 2: Wendy, the spokesperson for Snapple and the company have parted ways. Wendy will no longer be performing commercial voice-overs or personal appearances for the company. In related news, Wendy, the spokesperson for Snapple is still alive. Joke 3: Oil is up over 0 a barrel for the first time in history on news that the barrels are now more expensive to produce. Joke 4: In an airline first, American Airlines will charge to check the first bag of luggage. They’ve also unveiled their new corporate slogan “American Airlines, wouldn’t you really rather walk?” Joke 5: Duke: McDonald’s is finally changing the formulation of their fry oil, removing all trans fats. The company says the new trans-fat free oil will be available by the end of the year Lesley: That’s a weird coincidence. Duke: How so? Lesley: Your life insurance premium is due in December. If we work this right, I won’t have to pay it again. Duke, you should go get some McDonald’s fries after the show, and twice a day every day after that. Joke 6: Scarlett Johansson has released her debut CD this week, and it’s being savaged by critics. The number one complaint, you can’t see her sweet, sweet breasts. Joke 7: Duke: It has been speculated that Ted Kennedy’s brain tumor may have been caused by the herpes virus Chipper: Uh, oh Duke: Chipper, what’s wrong Chipper: I need to get to a doctor pronto! I’m am not going out like this.65 Year-Old Harrison Ford is reprising his action hero role of Indiana Jones. In the film he goes looking for his lost libido so he can have sex with his 65 lbs girlfriend. (3 Element Joke: Indian Jones = explorer, Harrison Ford = Old, Calista Flockhart = anorexic. Don’t try this at home) In the Film he goes looking for his lost reading glasses When asked if he is too old to play the role of a dashing, action hero, Ford said, “Cold? I’m not Cold” In the latest installment Ford’s character is aided by Henry “Mutt” Williams played by Shia LaBeouf. The name “Shia” is Yiddish meaning, “Even More feminine than Leonardo DiCaprio” Ford worked out 3 hours a day to prepare for the role. Sure it consisted of long walks with his cane, but it was still a workout. Ford felt his Indiana reprisal would also help American culture be less “paranoid” about aging. Uhhh No. Now seeing him get an erection for his anorexic girlfriend would make me less paranoid about aging. McDonalds says that it is removing trans fat oils from its fries. Aren’t all of McDonald’s Products bad for you? I’m not saying this is a case of too little too late, but isn’t this the equivalent of the Crips and Bloods agreeing to stop using Switch Blades. Ellen Degeneres says she plans to marry her partner Portia DiRossi. I am so glad to hear this…especially if there’s a chance the Honeymoon ends up on You Tube. Duke: Research shows that if a friend or loved one quits smoking, there is a much higher probability that YOU will quit smokeing Lesley: Does that also mean I too am going to quit my job? Duke: No, I think it means that I too am going to give up having sex with Duke… Duke: Honey, there is an article on Women’s journal that says, ‘Women can get their best ass ever in 8 weeks.” What do you think? Lesley: No thanks, I’ll stick with the ass I married. After the catastrophic earthquake, A Chinese Police Officer is being hailed as a hero after she breast fed 7 children who were separated from their mothers or orphaned. That is impressive…sure the children were all teenagers, but still impressive. The officer refused to comment saying she just wanted to smoke a cigarette and cuddle. American Airlines announced it is to begin charging to check a bag on its flights. Obviously, this directly attributable to the SOARING price of conveyer belts…

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Category: Howto & Style
Use these lines at your own risk. Try these and u will realize what you have been doing wrong Song- Hey there Delilah by The Plain White T’s

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Update: It finally worked! So this about me getting irritated at youtube for not letting me change my BG. It was being stupid. Sorry about the camrea quality, but if you type &fmt=18 at the end of the url, it will have a better quality. Tag time! Aaron Yonda and Matt Sloan Chad Vader - Day Shift Manager [1] Amanda Baggs One of her YouTube videos caught the attention of CNN [2] Amber Lee Ettinger a.k.a. Obama Girl from I Got a Crush… on Obama [3] Andy McKee [4] Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox Stars of Smosh, #1 most subscribed comedian on YouTube [5] Ben Going a.k.a. boh3m3 [6] Brandon Hardesty a.k.a. ArtieTSMITW [7] Brooke Brodack a.k.a. Brookers [8] Bryony Matthewman a.k.a. Paperlilies [9] Caitlin Hill a.k.a. TheHill88 [10] Chan Yuet Tung a.k.a. the Bus Uncle [11][12] Charlie McDonnell a.k.a. charlieissocoollike [13] Chaz a.k.a. Magicalchazwick [14] Chiren Boumaaza a.k.a. Athene, “Best Paladin in the World”, world record holder for powerleveling in World of Warcraft [15] [16][17] Chris Crocker Most notable for Leave Britney Alone! [18] Christine Gambito a.k.a. HappySlip [19] Cory Williams a.k.a. Mr. Safety from SMP Films, organizer of the “As One” YouTube gathering [20][21][22] Daxflame [23] Douglas Sarine and Kent Nichols Creators of Ask a Ninja [24] Emmalina [25] Esmée Denters a.k.a. esmeedenters [26] Huang Yi Xin Back Dormitory Boys [27] Jackson Davis from lonelygirl15 [28] James Kotecki a.k.a. EmergencyCheese [29] James Provan a.k.a. GiR2007, creator of Pancakes! [30][31] James Rolfe a.k.a. the Angry Video Game Nerd [32][33] Jay Maynard a.k.a. the “Tron guy” [34][35] Jeong-Hyun Lim a.k.a. Funtwo [36] Jessica Rose from lonelygirl15 [37] Joe Bereta and Luke Barats Creators of Barats and Bereta [38] John and Hank Green of Brotherhood 2.0 [39] Juan Mann of the Free Hugs Campaign [40] Kevin Nalty a.k.a. “Nalts” [41] Lasse Gjertsen a.k.a. Lassegg [42] Lauren Luke a.k.a. panacea81 [43] Liam Kyle Sullivan Best known for Shoes and Muffins Lisa Donovan a.k.a. LisaNova and LonesomeRhodes1 [44] Lital Mizel and Adi Frimerman performers in “Hey!” clip [45] MadV Video illusionist. Community projects “One World”, and “The Humans Project” [46] Marié Digby a.k.a. mariedigby [47] Marina Orlova a.k.a. HotForWords [48] Matthew Lush a.k.a. GayGod [49] Matt Sloan of Chad Vader - Day Shift Manager [1] Melody Oliveria a.k.a. bowiechick [50] Mia Rose a.k.a. miaarose [51] Michael Buckley of What the Buck?! [52] Neil Cicierega created “Potter Puppet Pals”, a harry potter spoof series winning YouTube awards and getting 50 Million views. Noah Kalina Notable for his video Noah takes a photo of himself every day for 6 years [53] Pat Condell Comedian, antitheist [54] Paul Robinett a.k.a. renetto [6] Peter Oakley a.k.a. geriatric1927 [55] Richard Stern a.k.a. rickyste, a.k.a. “Lazydork” [56] Stevie Ryan a.k.a. littleloca, TheRealParis, Ooolalaa, and stevieryan [57] Taryn Southern a.k.a ‘Hott4Hill’, Hillary Clinton campaign video. [58] Tay Zonday Most notable for Chocolate Rain [59] Terra Naomi a.k.a. terranaomi [60] Tom Dickson star of Will It Blend? [61][62] Tony Huynh a.k.a. thewinekone Ask a Ninja — Popular podcast featuring a ninja who answers viewers questions.[5][60] Boom goes the dynamite — Brian Collins, a nervous sports anchor, fumbles highlights, concluding with this infamous catch phrase.[5][61] Chocolate Rain — by Tay Zonday, noted for his unusually deep voice.[5][62] Coke and Mentos — Geysers of carbonated drink mixed with Mentos.[5][63] Don’t Tase Me, Bro! — an incident at a campus talk by Senator John Kerry.[64] Evolution of Dance — Judson Laipply performs a medley of dances. This is the most-viewed video on Youtube.[65] Impossible Is Nothing — An ambitious video resume by Yale student Aleksey Vayner.[66] “Ken Lee” - badly garbled song by Bulgarian Music Idol hopeful, Valentina Hasan.[67][68] Kersal Massive — Three children whose demo was widely parodied.[69] The Last Lecture — a dying professor delivers an upbeat lecture on Really Achieving Your Childhood Dreams.[70] Little Superstar — a video of Thavakalai, a short Indian actor, break-dancing to MC Miker G & DJ Sven’s remix of the Madonna song Holiday, in a clip from a 1990 Tamil movie Adhisaya Piravi, featuring actor Rajnikanth.[71][72] Music Is My Hot Hot Sex — Used in advertising then reached the top of YouTube’s most watched list, due perhaps to a hack. Numa Numa — Gary Brolsma lip-syncs the Romanian song “Dragostea din tei” by O-Zone.[5][73] Rickroll — A bait and switch link to Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”.

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Black Eyed Peas’ will.i.am’s music video inspired by Barack Obama’s message of hope. Yes We Can! ¡Sí, Se Puede! If you live in a February 5th voting state, go here: http://www.barackobama.com/feb5statep… And click your state. We need you on Feb 5th. Lyrics: It was a creed written into the founding documents that declared the destiny of a nation. Yes we can. It was whispered by slaves and abolitionists as they blazed a trail toward freedom. Yes we can. It was sung by immigrants as they struck out from distant shores and pioneers who pushed westward against an unforgiving wilderness. Yes we can. It was the call of workers who organized; women who reached for the ballots; a President who chose the moon as our new frontier; and a King who took us to the mountaintop and pointed the way to the Promised Land. Yes we can to justice and equality. Yes we can to opportunity and prosperity. Yes we can heal this nation. Yes we can repair this world. Yes we can. We know the battle ahead will be long, but always remember that no matter what obstacles stand in our way, nothing can stand in the way of the power of millions of voices calling for change. We have been told we cannot do this by a chorus of cynics…they will only grow louder and more dissonant ……….. We’ve been asked to pause for a reality check. We’ve been warned against offering the people of this nation false hope. But in the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope. Now the hopes of the little girl who goes to a crumbling school in Dillon are the same as the dreams of the boy who learns on the streets of LA; we will remember that there is something happening in America; that we are not as divided as our politics suggests; that we are one people; we are one nation; and together, we will begin the next great chapter in the American story with three words that will ring from coast to coast; from sea to shining sea – Yes. We. Can.

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A short trance mix put together from audio clips from freesound.com specifically from user, Flick3r’s audio samples, and video clips are from archive.org and the common license VJ loops available there. Die on your feet or beg on your knees. That is the dark reality that faces our great country today. We have over-spent our national wealth on foreign intervention and government hand-outs. All great empires end not through foreign invasion, but through economic collapse. The Ron Paul R3VOLUTION will continue to fight to save the very existence of our country because Lady Liberty depends on her Patriots to fight the cause that cowards will not. The America I know has become enslaved to the nanny state, and it must end. We have had our hard earned money taxed to the hilt, and it must end. We have over-spent our children’s wealth, and it must end. Join the Patriots and fight the falsehoods your politicians tell you every 4 years. Ron Paul wants to be President not to run your life, or run the world, but to preserve our Liberty. Rudy Giuliani Joe biden Nader Bush Jebb Al Gore Environment Ozone man an inconvenient truth climate crisis Giuliani Bush John Mccain Mitt Romney Mike Huckabee Duncan Hunter John McCain Ron Paul Mitt Romney Fred Thompson Tom Tancredo Senator Joe Biden Senator Hillary Clinton Christopher Dodd John Edwards Mike Gravel Dennis Kucinich Barack Obama Bill Richardson Republicans Democrats Election 2008 2000 MSNBC ABC CBS PBS EsPN NBC FOX Al Gore Environment Ozone man an inconvenient truth climate crisis Emmy awards oscar awards Global Warming Election 2008 Iowa New Hampshire Florida Hillary Clinton Dodd Edwards Kucinich obama Richardson al gore Giuliani Bush Mccain Romney Cafferty file Election 2008 Iowa New Hampshire Florida Huckabee Hunter Thompson Tancredo Republicans Democrats Election 2008 2000 MSNBC ABC CBS PBS EsPN NBC FOX Al Gore Environment Ozone man an inconvent truth Cafferty file

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Category: Nonprofits & Activism
Maya Angelou’s Poem in Praise of Hillary State Package for Hillary Clinton You may write me down in history With your bitter, twisted lies, You may tread me in the very dirt But still, like dust, I’ll rise. This is not the first time you have seen Hillary Clinton seemingly at her wits’ end, but she has always risen, always risen, don’t forget she has always risen, much to the dismay of her adversaries and the delight of her friends. Hillary Clinton will not give up on you and all she asks of you is that you do not give up on her. There is a world of difference between being a woman and being an old female. If you’re born a girl, grow up, and live long enough, you can become an old female. But to become a woman is a serious matter. A woman takes responsibility for the time she takes up and the space she occupies. Hillary Clinton is a woman. She has been there and done that and has still risen. She is in this race for the long haul. She intends to make a difference in our country. Hillary Clinton intends to help our country to be what it can become. She declares she wants to see more smiles in the family, more courtesies between men and women, more honesty in the marketplace. She is the prayer of every woman and man who longs for fair play, healthy families, good schools, and a balanced economy. She means to rise. Don’t give up on Hillary. In fact, if you help her to rise, you will rise with her and help her make this country the wonderful, wonderful place where every man and every woman can live freely without sanctimonious piety and without crippling fear. Rise, Hillary. Rise. — Maya Angelou www.hillaryclinton.com Forget Politics for a moment and take a look at this amazing lady. Hillary Clinton has now paved the way for women around the world. She is the first woman to win a primary. Hillary went further than winning just one primary, she won many and won them with 18 million votes (more votes than any other democratic presidential primary candidate in the history of our great America.) That’s a great accomplishment! Only one person will be president, but Hillary has definitely left her mark and it was for the good of all women. When people screamed for her to step down, to give up, she did not but kept going on fighting and conquering her ground. Hillary is a great role model for all women. Thank you Hillary! We are grateful. We will rise with you! This beautiful song is by another great role model who has certainly left her mark on our hearts, Olivia Newton-John. Her song is Grace and Gratitude, which can be found at www.olivianewtonjohn.com. We need to take a moment and recognize these beautiful people for all their wonderful accomplishments!

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Episode XII of “Election ‘08,” a series of spoken word works by Mike Varley covering the 2008 campaign. A new entry every Sunday with free mp3 downloads at mikevarley.com. On The Hardest Thing I’ve Ever Had to Do Hillary, I think we need to go on break **** I still love you, please remember that. It’s just that, well…I’m not attracted to you anymore. It’s your art. I’m sorry, don’t get mad please. Please, just stop. I’m trying to help you, Hillary! Don’t you see what this is making you? Where is my friend who used to debate Health Care with me? Huh? Who used to get Indian food with me? Where is the girl who used to wear sundresses to the movies and let me slide my hand up her thigh, huh? I miss her, Hillary. And I just watched. I bit my tongue Hillary and maybe that was my fault. I just watched as you sold off each piece of yourself to the dream. Because I thought we could be happy. I thought once we had it we’d be happy. What happiness is this, Hillary? We’ve changed, both of us, and I hate the me I’ve become! You’ve taken advantage of my love for you so many times all that’s left is an abomination — a beaten, diseased dog. I feel so weak with you Hillary. I love you so much, but I just can’t love us anymore. I have a confession. No, stop. Don’t even look at me with your eyes like that. I have a confession and I did it because of those eyes. I knew I wasn’t strong enough for them. I needed to hurt you to end it. I visited Olbermann’s again, Hillary. That’s right. And now you can never, ever turn those eyes on me again because there’s no more trust in them. I’m so sorry, Hillary. I loved us so much, and I’ll always love you for the memories we made. But I was holding on to us too long, and then it wasn’t us anymore. I hope we can talk about this one day, someday. I hope you’ll somehow not hate me and we can just talk, like we used to. We could find common ground again, Hillary. We used to be so good at that. I’m moving to Europe. Please don’t call. I’ve talked about it for so long and it’s now or never. Here’s the address for Countdown; have one of the aides forward my mail there, please. Goodbye, Hillary. There’s too much more to say.

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Category: Comedy
Negative comments will be deleted and users will be blocked, so why waste your time with a stupid reply to my video. Im not disabling comments because I always like to hear what people think of my videos. I put some hard work into it, so all I ask of you people is to enjoy it and have a sense of humor. Im also not trying to be sexist against Hillary. I give her honest credit for running. Running for president isnt a daily go to work for seven hours comes back and talk to your family deal, its much more brutal than that and I give Hillary respect for trying her hardest in this race and credit her for her perserverence. Hillary, HATS OFF TO YOU GIRL! Rate Comment Favor Sub POR FAVOR! ……………..

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Airport Security: Want To Fly? Show Us Your… http://www.campaignforliberty.com http://www.revolutionmarch.com http://www.ronpaul.net Brief Overview of Congressman Paul’s Record: He has never voted to raise taxes. He has never voted for an unbalanced budget. He has never voted for a federal restriction on gun ownership. He has never voted to raise congressional pay. He has never taken a government-paid junket. He has never voted to increase the power of the executive branch. He voted against the Patriot Act. He voted against regulating the Internet. He voted against the Iraq war. He does not participate in the lucrative congressional pension program. He returns a portion of his annual congressional office budget to the U.S. treasury every year. Congressman Paul introduces numerous pieces of substantive legislation each year, probably more than any single member of Congress. Republican Democrat Home Independent Libertarian Green Party Peace Anit-War Huge CFR Bring Job Spice Girls Sexy Legs Maher Halo Inside Bounty Boobs Election Middle East Nader Iowa Caucus Hunter New Troops Hampshire George Nevada Oil Bill Guitar Conspiracy 3 Hero Bill Keith Olbermann Las Vegas Sex Ralph G-Unit Saturday Night Delaware Michigan Real Bush Live Veterans Florida Dog New York South Cheney Voodoo Time Carolina Darth 9/11 November 5th Ron ABC News 20/20 Republican Neo-Con Liberal Democrat Independent Libertarian Crash Hillary Obama Al Gore Nobel Peace Porn Paul IRS Inflation Federal Reserve IMF World Crash Bank Bankers Rich Illuminati Poor Middle Class WTO NAFTA CAFTA China ATF FBI CIA Iran Iraq Depression Big Brother Stock Market Campaign Advertisement Ad Bilderberg March On Washington.

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~ Guys,we had time and we made this ~ Thanks for watching ! _________________________________ Lyrics: Never meant to hurt you But I know I did Knocking on the door Baby something gotta give Chasing all these women Thas just how us rappers live I know I did a lot of things that you cant forgive I was so weak when I shoulda been strong I was on the road and you were home alone In the back of my mind I knew that it was all wrong Its bonnie and clyde Just you and me from now on I never been faithful before in my life Didn’t understand the words husband and wife Everytime i cheated on you cut you like a knife Im so ashamed i could take my own life Trying to keep my image up I lied to get you Had to be a rapper Couldnt be seen with ya You use to call me late night cuz you really missed me I didnt even answer cuz I was out tricking Smelling like perfume, coming home late Another group of chicks So many damn mistakes Everything i said to you you knew that it was fake a million tears rolling down your precious little face Never meant to hurt you But i know i did Knocking on the door Baby something gotta give Chasing all these women Thas just how us rappers live I know i did a lot of things that you cant forgive I was so weak when i shoulda been strong I was on the road and you were home alone In the back of my mind I knew it was all wrong Its bonnie and clyde Just you and me for now on Where ever you go Whatever you do I will be right here waiting for you Whatever it takes Or how my heart breaks I will be right here waiting for you So many times i took you for granted So much pain i know you cant stand it Embarrased you in front of your whole family The way that i acted i shoulda won a grammy Into a million pieces I shattered you apart You gave me all your trust and i broke your heart Trying to be a thug out here acting all hard Late night picking up chicks in your car I do anything if i can take you back Just you and me in my first cadillac You were a lil gangster chick wearing my hat Took it all for granted everything i had Never meant to hurt you But i know i did Knocking on my door Baby something gotta give Chasing all these womens Thas just how us rappers live I know i did a lot of things that you cant forgive I was so weak when i shoulda been strong I was on the road and you were home alone In the back of my mind I knew it was all wrong It’s bonnie and clyde Just you and me for now on Where ever you go Whatever you do I will be right here waiting for you Whatever it takes Or how my heart breaks I will be right here waiting for you Never meant to hurt you But i know i did Knocking on my door Baby something gotta give Chasing all these womens Thas just how us rappers live I know i did a lot of things that you cant forgive I was so weak when i shoulda been strong I was on the road and you were home alone In the back of my mind I knew it was all wrong Its bonnie and clyde Just you and me for now on _____________________________________________ Yes We Can - Barack Obama Music Video ChanningTatumUnwrapped.com- ‘Step Up 2: The Streets’ Trailer Step Up 2 - Last street dance Step Up 2 The Streets - Final Dance (COMPLETE) Step Up 2 The Streets Music Video “Low” Step Up 2: The Streets Final Dance (High Quality)Flo Rida - Low [from Step Up 2 The Streets/ Mail On Sunday STEP UP 2 Dance Mash-up Featuring #1 Song “Low” by… BRAWL Hillary Clinton Shame on you, Barack Obama Yes We Can - Barack Obama I Got Crush on Obama Girl Hillary Asia Cruise - Selfish [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO] clinton 2008 election yes we can will.i.am shame on you Barack Obama MARIAH CAREY - TOUCH MY BODY NEW COMPLETE VIDEO!!!!! cnn fox abc7news politics Si, Se Puede The Black Eyed Peas Spanish Princess Mariah Carey - Touch My Body vanson 39 40 [Asia] 58 59 PBN 91 92 The Incredible Hulk Trailer 2008 asia [Asia] thuy nga 91 90 PBN 90 91 Vanson bao liem viet thao dem hoi ngo singapore viet nguoi viet san jose sai gon ha noi bio shock san mateo high school big daddy san mateo high school minh tuyet trish thuy trang van son bao liem perfect world maplestory vanson 39 me va que huong Vân Sơn 39 : Mẹ và Quê Hương

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Category: News & Politics
THE SONG THAT CHANGED THE WORLD- a call to you for self-fulfilling prophecy. Hit this and if it hits you back, pass it on. What would you choose? Do you remember that you still have a choice? Will you buy into drama or truth? Will you be part of one of the greatest movements in the history of our country, in the history of our world? Will you see the bigger picture and rise up to this moment? Kim Brophey’s song and project invite you to ask yourself these questions. Watch and see for yourself. How good is your vision? What do you think about Reverend Wright and Phleger? In their case I guess words are everything, but they will say that for Obama they are not enough…double standard. Words do, in fact, matter- but those words they said are not Barack Obama’s. This Obama song / music video / tribute agrees - OH YES WE CAN change the world, and it all starts here with the same foundation of hope (not years of experience in an established system) that our country was born from. Will the “dream ticket” happen? How are you feeling right now if your are a Hillary Clinton supporter? Will you join us in this vision? Don’t let your wounds pave the way for McCain’s success in the 2008 presidential election and more years of failing policies and hardtimes? Defining moment. The world’s eyes upon us. Our kids’ futures riding on the choices we make today. Will we stand for foundation American values, we the people, all of us? Will we mend these wounds? Will you????????? Iraq, Iran, foreign policy, nuclear weapons, economy, environment, alternative energy, education, human rights, healthcare reform. Obama Girl, I Got a Crush on Obama. Just kidding Michelle- but you are one lucky (and powerful in your own right) lady.

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Views: 1,086
Video ID: czuC2yLOYhs
Rating: 3.5
Ratings: 3
Category: Comedy
click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcOuJWcBbrQ Duke’s best interview yet with Craig Fergeson’s own matt baetz. Lesbians and straight women will love this show. All kinds of men love the show. Who is God? What is love? These questions and many more can be answered on the duke fightmaster show the only true replacement for conan obrien. Jimmy fallen has nothing on duke fightmaster, when it comes to pure raw tenacious and vociferous energy. 1 10 Katee Sackhoff (2) +250 418 1 Jeep Renegade Breakout! 2 4 WWE (564) -93 300 2 Mel Ferrer Breakout! 3 11 Natalie Dormer (2) +176 296 3 Ashlee Brooke Breakout! 4 5 IRS (89) -35 259 4 William Hung Breakout! 5 12 Lindsay Lohan (536) +135 250 5 Susie Castillo Breakout! 6 7 Tatum O’neal (2) +8 227 6 Hummer Hx Breakout! 7 6 Hi-5 (242) -1 224 7 Vicki Lawrence Breakout! 8 - Transformers 2 (1) +184 209 8 Caridee English Breakout! 9 - Brigitte Bardot (1) +146 147 9 Brigitte Bardot 8774% 10 38 Barack Obama (32) +79 143 10 Hypermiling 8723% 11 16 RuneScape (564) +2 108 11 Tesla Roadster 6957% 12 20 Webkinz World (83) +2 99 12 Lamborghini Reventon 5836% 13 17 NBA (170) -6 98 13 Rolls Royce Phantom 2795% 14 14 Britney Spears (538) -18 90 14 Shaun Marsh 2465% 15 22 Limewire (101) +2 88 15 Chevy Volt 2351% 16 52 Rihanna (282) +35 87 16 Trista And Ryan 2334% 17 1 Angelina Jolie (564) -336 85 17 4 Wheel Drive 2288% 18 26 Club Penguin (3) +2 83 18 Wharton Business School 1980% 19 28 Lil’ Wayne (85) +3 81 19 Diesel Engine 1607% 20 - Hillary Clinton (1) +58 80 20 Rachel Stevens 1542% Yahoo! Buzz Index: Yahoo goes way further than the other two sites already mentioned in its in-depth coverage of the most popular searches, including a “Today’s Top Movers” category with clickable links. In addition, top searches are broken down into actors, movies, sports, etc., with constantly updated short articles to the right of the top search chart. This is where I go to get in-depth information fast on the most popular searches in relatively real-time. AOL Hot Searches: Find out what people are searching for in real-time at AOL Search. These are updated every 12 seconds! Also includes links to AOL Buzzline, Top Searches of the year, TV’s Top Five, and more. MSN Search Insider: MSN Search throws its’ hat into the most popular searches ring; including a list of the Top 200, Duels (you can vote for your favorite to “win” the search race. Cheesy, but kind of fun), and various top media searches. Lycos Top 50: Lycos has been around forever (at least in Internet years) and has a pretty good Most Popular Searches site. Includes Lycos Top 50, Top 50 blog, Top 50 Archives (at this writing all the way back to 1999), and a focus on whatever holiday day or week might be around the corner. MetaCrawler: The most popular searches on this search engine are visible in real time, refreshed every 15 seconds. In addition, you can cruise along with MetaCrawler’s trenchcoat wearing mascot and “get a no-holds-barred (unfiltered) look at the search queries of MetaCrawler users.” It’s interesting to see what real people are searching for, and might give you some interesting ideas to spice up your search engine optimization efforts. Nielsen/Net-Rati ngs: Not so much a “top searches” as a popular searches statistics site. Click on “country”, and then click on “web usage data.” You’ll see interesting little tidbits such as “sessions/visits per person”, “duration of a Web page viewed”, and “PC time per person.” No, it’s not as thrilling as seeing which reality TV show is winning the top search race, but it’s educational and therefore good for you. ZDNet UK Most Popular Searches: Find out what other techno-geeks are searching for. Clickable links go to both related articles on ZDNet (and they’re very extensive, a nice feature) or to Web results. Bloglines.com: Read the most popular blogs of the day at Bloglines; you’ll be able to see what top searches and Web buzzwords are travelling through the blogosphere here. Dogpile Search Spy: Family-friendly and unedited versions available. Technorati: View the front page of Technorati to get a quick glimpse at what people are talking about in real-time

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Views: 50,977
Video ID: f5fKvAyvH5o
Rating: 2
Ratings: 134
Category: News & Politics
YES, I WAS SHOCKED AS YOU ARE!?!! When someone says something like ‘rumor has it…’ well, that’s it. There must be at least a tiny shade of truth to it, no??? Well, guess if all the gaffes in the world are going to be compared, I thought the Reagan one was appropriate to revisit, given the nature of it. Further, I’d look into this ‘rumor’ going around and address it head on. Comments are the end game in the political world, so if a remark is passed by any candidate or person in Political office, it better be perfect… Ok, well, I guess that doesn’t go for joking about Nuclear War during the Cold War with another nuclear power who had the means to entirely destroy our country. Killing Americans. You know, 911 but only bigger. Like hundreds of thousands times bigger. And I used Esther for the video because I read someone online referring to Mrs. Obama as her in a blog. Very nice. So if you want to picture it, you got it. If that is all your closed minds can see, well I’ll give it to you. Probably have the conservative right wing folks that browsed for this clip would see that icon and say ‘OH GOD, there’s the video. That’s her!’ Pitiful Of course, getting back to the Reagan comment, that was something said while acting as President of this country. And (for those of you who don’t recognize it) that IS the voice of REPUBLICAN Ronald Reagan, in office, joking about starting World War III with another country. How Presidential is that? So, conduct unbecoming a President? Or spouse? Let’s see. Okay, now a rumor about ‘the tape’ … when it comes to a rumored ‘whitey tape’ where supposedly Michelle Obama, Barack Obama’s wife, used the term in church, (yes the same one Reverend Wright preached at) I guess we have to put this under the microscope as well. Big time. Well, let me tell you - first, I don’t believe it is true. BUT, let’s for a second, argue that it IS true. For the sake of argument. And to appease those that are convinced it exists, no matter what, we’ll say it is for now. Okay, well… I’ll take a Presidential spouse that SAYS something like that over one who has sexual relations with and PLAYS with cigars sexually (and god knows how much else we don’t really know) with a young office intern in his employ, in his very private office, while being married and having a young daughter. Or is that just being crazy? I mean, I hear that there is some ‘Hillary October Surprise’ and it might be a tape of someone saying something off-color. (literally) Well, since I have agreed to assume it is true for argument sake, would Hillary Clinton then say that HER spouse is above reproach? That his actions somehow are more dignified for an occupant of the White House? Staining an intern’s dress in the offices of the White House (yes, the Blue Dress is evidence) is a better symbol of her Presidential bloodlines than anyone elses? Let’s see, one of the occupants’ spouses is argued to have “said” something. Another would is proved to have cheated on his wife, with a young girl, who worked for him, in his place of business, and lied about it, blatantly , to the American people, and then… the details. Well, we won’t get too deep into those. Cigars. “other” sexual contact (read the footnotes of the report people) So, should this rumored Michelle Obama whitey tape surface, or should the mere THOUGHT of it surface, (and it has) maybe we should put things in perspective. As for Hillary? Stick a fork in her. She’s done. And as for Ronald Reagan, well, he wasn’t the spouse who had the bad judgement. He was the President of the United States. So, enough of the stereotypes. Enough of the dividing the country. . . .

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Views: 2,284
Video ID: 8BeJ2fPx0xM
Rating: 5
Ratings: 5
Category: News & Politics
Oops, I left the “/” out of that title. I can’t believe I made such a mistake. I definitely did not intend to participate in obscuration. It couldn’t have been that I wanted potential viewers to be misled into thinking that this video was more interesting than it actually is. If the viewers knew ahead of time that by sex, I meant “gender” and by race, I meant, well, race, but not like the kind you run, but, well you know. My video descriptions are just getting down right silly these days, but I have learned the value of not stating in your title too clearly what your topic is. If you leave a little to the imagination it would seem that more people become curious and click. I am certain that if I had given this video the original title “Politics: How much effect does race and gender have on the voting public?” it would have gotten very few clicks. Of course, I am just now uploading this and can’t be certain that this title will get very many clicks either way. I mean, what exactly would a “sex race” be anyway? Would it be like a teen movie where a bunch of virgins race toward a girl who has decided she was ready? Would it be about a race of people dedicated to sex? Could it be a skin flick reality show about couples racing to complete sexual intercourse first… oh wait, that wouldn’t be very good. Anyway, I appreciate anyone who reads these descriptions and hope that this is somehow adding to the value of my humble videos. Also, I figure with Google being involved it is only a matter of time before the descriptions become even more important to the search engines, and when it does, I’ll not only be ready, but have good complete descriptions already embedded with my videos. Now, I’ve said too much. I can’t let you live with the information you’ve obtained. Kindly kill yourself now. Thanks. Oh, and just in case I didn’t use the word sex enough times in this description, there it is one more time. Oh, and maybe I should mention that this video is about whether voters are involving themselves in a political race based on sexism and racism rather than issues and leadership. Oh yea, and in case I didn’t get these keywords in there too: It is in regards to the race for the Democratic nomination between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. (Which of course will likely be moot in only a couple of days when Obama snatches the nomination and Clinton finally concedes.) Had enough? Good! So have I. Now on with the show. Yea, and thanks for reading.

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Views: 287
Video ID: ZgAW49Fge2o
Rating: 3
Ratings: 5
Category: Film & Animation
Vote when you’ve decided your favorite and least favorite!!! Yes,i love unicorns.Gota problem? Song:Blind by Hercules and Love Affair This is just so people will click lil wayne pete wentz fall out boy all time low rihanna take a bow umbrella girlfriend smosh avril lavigne fueledbyramen fueled by ramen iPod iPhone iMac iBook MacBook MacBook Air election 08 barrack obama skateboarding snowboarding danny noriega american idol david cook archuleta cell phone prank funny wow webkinz panic at the disco tokio hotel hillary clinton president madTV

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Views: 1,676
Video ID: f_NtRN3NmNg
Rating: 3.5
Ratings: 3
Category: People & Blogs
http://adoptkristina.blogspot.com/ May 28, 2008 Honorable Sir/Madam: We are writing to you seeking urgent help. We are in Latvia to finalize the legal adoption of a family member, a five year old girl, who was orphaned and we have now run into a stonewall from United States immigration. The U.S. embassy here in Riga has not been able to help. As the situation now stands we are unable to return to the United States with our daughter; the embassy even suggested we leave her here! This is unacceptable. Two years ago when we found out that Kristina was orphaned; we made an application with the Latvian Ministry of Child Welfare to adopt the child as there were no relatives in Latvia willing or able to take her in. At the same time we contacted USCIS to ask what the process would be to bring her to the United States once the adoption was finalized in Latvia. We were told that because it was a relative child we should file an I-600 visa application that we were directed to download from the internet. Over the next year and a half we completed obtaining the documents required for the I-600 including a home study by a licensed social worker in New York State, a criminal background check, letters of reference, birth and marriage certificates and other required documents. We have all of these in our file. In January, 2008 our attorney in Riga, Latvia notified us that the Latvian Ministry of Child Welfare had approved us as adoptive parents to Kristina. We contacted USCIS again and asked them when we should file the I-600 form. The USCIS officer asked if we had the court documents from Latvia or a birth certificate for Kristina; we did not as they would not be available until we came to Latvia to finalize the Latvian court process. We were told to bring the I-600 along with our other documents and file them with the embassy in Latvia when we came here to reside for the required one month period. Two days before we left the United States on May 21, 2008 we again contacted USCIS to verify that we had all of the required documents and were there any others we should bring with us. The USCIS officer acknowledged we had done all that was necessary and promised to call us back if any additional information was needed. No one called and we left the U.S. To our shock and amazement when we went to the U.S. Embassy in Riga on May 23, 2008 we were told that “oh, the law changed on April 1 and you now have to file an I-800A and I-800″. We inquired how we could do this and were told that we had to return to the United States to file this form. Our adopted daughter is now living with us — we asked what we should do about her — the answer — “she’s not a U.S. citizen and we can’t help her, that’s your problem”. Are you kidding me? What are we supposed to do with this child — leave her on the street?, abandon her once again to an orphanage? And how long exactly is this new form going to take to file? What are we supposed to do in the meantime? We are here with our daughter Maize who is 10 years old and Maize’s grandmother, Milda Betins, who is 88 years old — what about them? This is an outrageous situation — we did everything we were told to do by USCIS and have diligently followed their directions as they were conveyed to us. No matter what we do it now appears one of our daughters will be left without a parent soon. Does any of this represent the best interests of children or of families? Milda Betins is also elderly and needs to go home — she only came here to see the finalization of the adoption of her sister’s great grand daughter — imagine her shock at the reception this child has so far received from the United States. Sincerely, Laurence Earner Ilze Earner, Ph.D. 701 Greenwood Avenue 701 Greenwood Avenue Brooklyn, NY 11218 Brooklyn, NY 11218 718-871-5975 — H 718-871-5875 347-432-0715 — C iearner@hunter.cuny.edu sales@limzmachinery.com in Latvia: Zala iela 2 Saulkrasti, LV-2161 2-7864803