Confess Hypocrisy Today - Yours, Other's, Real & Imagined, All parody

I do my best work without my Mattress. And as reported in The Wall Street Journal,  I said "Tough Shit. I invented it. And I was awarded the Academy and Hypocrisy Awards for high quality "stuff [...]

It all started downhill when Ronald Reagan was elected. If wimpo Carter had not been defeated, my home boys would have provided a limo for me to ride in to collect my lottery winnings. I recently had to take my man Gibbs off another assignment just to get my paltry one million dollar winnings. What the hell is government for anyway? [...]

Hitchcock put it beautifully when he said, “In a fiction film the director is God." "In a non-fiction film—a documentary—God is the director”. . . . "Oh, that's alright then....I am god" : mattress quotes 2009 [...]

It takes a big man to support a cottage industry. And Mattress can support that and moore. He made me - blogger Gibbs - rich with his blame Bush for everything movie, pulling all the punches he needed to line the "facts" up for maximum emotional distortion, his trademark, but just a little secret here, I am not going to take it forever. My chance will come to set the record straight. Those cottage industry guys [...]