Confess Hypocrisy Today - Yours, Other's, Real & Imagined, All parody

I say "jump Gibbs". Gibbs pleads "how high?" Tell em "Shooting Michael Moore" is a poor quality movie and that we have never seen it but we are going to show it in Traverse City :)." "AND compare them all, whoever they are, to the left wing nuts who killed JFK and RFK and John Lennon, only be sure to call them right wing nuts" Press Secretary Gibbs: "aye, aye master". "Sir? I smell a rat." "Dammit, I [...]

Secretly I invest in mattress companies, some are private and some are publicly traded on Wall Street. I tell people I do not invest in such things. Stupid Americans believe me! Some wonder if I am ashamed of such tawdry behavior. NO , I AM NOT. I am a rich capitalistic pig who denies that too. [...]