Confess Hypocrisy Today - Yours, Other's, Real & Imagined, All parody

I say "jump Gibbs". Gibbs pleads "how high?" Tell em "Shooting Michael Moore" is a poor quality movie and that we have never seen it but we are going to show it in Traverse City :)." "AND compare them all, whoever they are, to the left wing nuts who killed JFK and RFK and John Lennon, only be sure to call them right wing nuts" Press Secretary Gibbs: "aye, aye master". "Sir? I smell a rat." "Dammit, I [...]

Secretly I invest in mattress companies, some are private and some are publicly traded on Wall Street. I tell people I do not invest in such things. Stupid Americans believe me! Some wonder if I am ashamed of such tawdry behavior. NO , I AM NOT. I am a rich capitalistic pig who denies that too. [...]

I do my best work without my Mattress. And as reported in The Wall Street Journal,  I said "Tough Shit. I invented it. And I was awarded the Academy and Hypocrisy Awards for high quality "stuff [...]

It all started downhill when Ronald Reagan was elected. If wimpo Carter had not been defeated, my home boys would have provided a limo for me to ride in to collect my lottery winnings. I recently had to take my man Gibbs off another assignment just to get my paltry one million dollar winnings. What the hell is government for anyway? [...]

Hitchcock put it beautifully when he said, “In a fiction film the director is God." "In a non-fiction film—a documentary—God is the director”. . . . "Oh, that's alright then....I am god" : mattress quotes 2009 [...]