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	<title>Confess Hypocrisy Today - Yours, Other&#039;s, Real &#38; Imagined, All parody &#187; mattress</title>
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	<description>all fakes and flakes like mattress</description>
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		<title>My press secretary Gibbs is my man slave &#8211; cause I made him rich</title>
		<link>http://hypocrites.com/2010/02/21/my-press-secretary-gibbs-is-my-man-slave-cause-i-made-him-rich/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 16:50:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mattress</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I smell a rat]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I say "jump Gibbs". Gibbs pleads "how high?"

Tell em "Shooting Michael Moore" is a poor quality movie and that we have never seen it but we are going to show it in Traverse City :).

Compare them all, whoever they are to the left wing nuts who killed JFK and RFK and John Lennon, only be sure to call them right wing nuts"

Press Secretary Gibbs: "aye, aye master".

"Sir? I smell a rat."

"Dammit, I told you to go outside when you do that!"]]></description>
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		<title>My Investments</title>
		<link>http://hypocrites.com/2010/02/20/second-test/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 22:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mattress</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I smell a rat]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Capitalism: A love Affair]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[halliburton]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[michael moore]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pfizer]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Secretly I invest in mattress companies, some are private and some are publicly traded on Wall Street.

I tell people I do not invest in such things. Stupid Americans believe me!

Some wonder if I am ashamed of such tawdry behavior. NO , I AM NOT. I am a rich capitalistic pig who denies that too. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Mattress Happens&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://hypocrites.com/2009/10/29/shit-happens-mattress-as-example/</link>
		<comments>http://hypocrites.com/2009/10/29/shit-happens-mattress-as-example/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:38:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mattress</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[giggles]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ <img class="size-full wp-image-47 alignleft" style="border: 3px solid black;margin: 2px" src="http://hypocrites.com/files/2009/10/image001.gif" alt="Michael Moore at work wtihout his mattress" width="80" height="100" /> I do my best work without my Mattress. And as reported in The Wall Street Journal,  I said "Tough Shit. I invented it.

And I was awarded the Academy and Hypocrisy Awards for high quality "stuff [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;There you go again:&#8221; Ronald Reagan</title>
		<link>http://hypocrites.com/2009/10/28/there-you-go-again-ronald-reagan/</link>
		<comments>http://hypocrites.com/2009/10/28/there-you-go-again-ronald-reagan/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:28:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mattress</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[godliness]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It all started downhill when Ronald Reagan was elected. If wimpo Carter  had not been defeated, my home boys would have provided a limo for me to ride in to collect my lottery winnings. I recently had to take my man Gibbs off another assignment just to get my paltry one million dollar winnings. What the hell is government for anyway? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I define what a documentary is, this is bull crap</title>
		<link>http://hypocrites.com/2009/10/27/i-define-what-a-documentary-is-this-is-bull-crap/</link>
		<comments>http://hypocrites.com/2009/10/27/i-define-what-a-documentary-is-this-is-bull-crap/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:46:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mattress</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[godliness]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Who do these guys think they are, god?]]></description>
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