Confess Hypocrisy Today - Yours, Other's, Real & Imagined, All parody

I say "jump Gibbs". Gibbs pleads "how high?" Tell em "Shooting Michael Moore" is a poor quality movie and that we have never seen it but we are going to show it in Traverse City :)." "AND compare them all, whoever they are, to the left wing nuts who killed JFK and RFK and John Lennon, only be sure to call them right wing nuts" Press Secretary Gibbs: "aye, aye master". "Sir? I smell a rat." "Dammit, I [...]

Secretly I invest in mattress companies, some are private and some are publicly traded on Wall Street. I tell people I do not invest in such things. Stupid Americans believe me! Some wonder if I am ashamed of such tawdry behavior. NO , I AM NOT. I am a rich capitalistic pig who denies that too. [...]

It takes a big man to support a cottage industry. And Mattress can support that and moore. He made me - blogger Gibbs - rich with his blame Bush for everything movie, pulling all the punches he needed to line the "facts" up for maximum emotional distortion, his trademark, but just a little secret here, I am not going to take it forever. My chance will come to set the record straight. Those cottage industry guys [...]